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Yourself Demotivational Poster


DO-IT-YOURSELF PROJECT - In matters of faith, God has already completed the project. (if it's not broke, don't fix it)


TAGS: do it yourself god jesus faith project cross
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by Todd Snyder

Sean - November 22, 2010, 3:25 pm, #203619
And in the final panel, it looks like he's just popped a cross shaped ... well, you know?!
Scott Wood - November 21, 2010, 3:51 pm, #203326
If you're lugging that book around and following it by rote, yeah - it fits. Lugging the means of your own demise around to hinder your progress. It fits.
Lincoln - May 2, 2010, 3:06 pm, #174365
What looks like a forced march to your own crucifixion might somehow be in your best interests, but you just can't see it.
twihater2 - March 12, 2010, 11:19 am, #164052
Not about thinkers being alone, or about control. Its about accepting that His plan for us might not be pleasant always, but there is a purpose to all things that sometimes we are too shortsighted to see. Making it easier now might make it hard later.
Hasbunmb - January 24, 2010, 9:58 am, #154131
Fortuneatly, what are the odds you'll be meandering around the grand canyon carrying a cross?
R.S.Jake - December 29, 2009, 6:16 pm, #148821
Ummmm, have you ever been to church? That is the central message of all major religions! "Do what we say that the bible/koran/etc. says and don't question us. ever. for any reason.
IllicoPresto - December 29, 2009, 6:09 pm, #148820
Oh, I get it. God wants you to suffer without knowing why. And the person who thinks for themselves and tries to better their lives, will be punished and left alone. What a wonderful message.
Sean - November 13, 2009, 4:08 pm, #136311
*cross
Sean - November 13, 2009, 4:08 pm, #136310
And why is it shaped like a crass anyways if all you need is a plank? Are they planning on crucufying someone later? I'd say that the poster advocates poor carpentry practices. The Christians I know are way smarter than that.
Sean - November 13, 2009, 4:06 pm, #136309
So why did those selfish bastards ahead of him refuse to let him walk across one of theirs? It's called sharing. This poster is viciously anti-christian, and that's jsut plain wrong.
Chopperliscious - November 13, 2009, 12:01 pm, #136285
I like the way he has managed to motifake a Christian message, without p***erting it, yet still making it work. I give it five for that alone. I will also give five to the person who CAN p***ert it (WITHOUT tunneling). How about - p***-Bear meets Jesus?
Jmac0585 - November 13, 2009, 11:30 am, #136281
Don't know where this come from but, 5/5, brother.
aerofiend - November 13, 2009, 11:20 am, #136278
This is the second of these comics that I have seen here, and I swear to you they've made more sense than every sermon that I've ever been to. Thanks mate.


TO FORGIVE -


TAGS: prisoner free yourself hug child
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Rick69

BeNiceToMe - February 10, 2012, 2:36 pm, #229274
hey don't hate the playa :)
Rick69 - February 10, 2012, 2:13 pm, #229273
Whew, finally a decent-ish poster & yes, Hammy, you're right; I really couldn't find a better pic but this seemed... just about right. Most importantly, cheers, BNTM, I wouldn't have thought you'd be the person who'd like it so much... :)
Hawamleh - February 10, 2012, 9:08 am, #229255
Love it ! could have found a better picture though :) still love it though :D
Zetmonk - February 10, 2012, 3:42 am, #229251
5 to keep me out of the special place in hell. I'll add another 5 next week for the genius that is this poster. Well done!
BeNiceToMe - February 9, 2012, 7:10 pm, #229234
there must be a special place in hell for whoever didn't 5ed this one. that would be the best poster I've seen so far here or anywhere else. Kid got talent. :)
Reality Lord - February 9, 2012, 6:13 pm, #229229

real real nice


IF YOU'RE ONE IN A MILLION - There are 6000 people exactly like you




BUDDHISM - Basically be nice or you will be an insect in your next life. Oh and don't squish that mosquito it may be your bad uncle Jeff.


TAGS: consider yourself enlightened
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

nicholsjoshua15 - March 17, 2013, 8:01 pm, #244392
I that is shlung?
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 4:19 am, #239214
That's not Buddha, that's h**ei!
frostandrew - May 24, 2011, 11:49 am, #219012
Buddhism doesnt celebrate reincarnation, in fact The last Buddha denied it lol Fail......the fact that I know this is even more of a fail -__-
Derek - June 3, 2010, 7:23 pm, #178969
You 'avin a laugh? 'E's 'avin a laugh!


LAZY FAT CAT -




THINK FOR YOURSELF - While it is still legal ...




SEEMS LEGIT -


TAGS: doit yourself lasik
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - February 1, 2014, 2:04 pm, #252612
Obama plans on giving us all home surgery kits.


home -


TAGS: home comfort be yourself
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

chickenlittle - September 24, 2013, 9:33 pm, #249983
I had to google tribbles, very funny! :)
falloutghoul - September 24, 2013, 8:59 am, #249969
Oh gawd, Tribbles!


BROKENHEART -




LOST AND FOUND -




POINTING FINGER -


TAGS: point finger someone three yourself
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Rick69

BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 7:42 pm, #228977
and the fifth at your d5ck for that matter :)


INSANITY -


TAGS: talking to yourself
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

RexyD - June 27, 2011, 1:19 am, #220634
Both of those are OK - AS LONG AS YOU KNOW WHO'S DOING THE TALKING!
the1stCOMMI3 - June 26, 2011, 3:50 pm, #220622
Internets
rudeboy308 - June 26, 2011, 3:41 pm, #220621
Dammit, how did you find out about me?!


DUMB DOG -


TAGS: flame yourself
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by spacedog

agdaniele - March 26, 2010, 10:16 pm, #167183
5 I-don't-remember-eating-baby-carrots
Faceplant31 - March 26, 2010, 10:14 pm, #167182
Love it! 5L
Produceman117 - March 26, 2010, 8:23 pm, #167113
Excellence. 5L.
GreyScorpion - March 26, 2010, 8:21 pm, #167107
nuthin' but the dog in you..bow wow yo, yippee yo yippeee ya!! 5L
CANADA - March 26, 2010, 7:52 pm, #167070
5L


DETERMINATION -




OPINION OF YOU -


TAGS: improve yourself
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by forseti

opsCOASTIE - October 30, 2011, 3:37 pm, #225456
Behold! the Pumpkin King!


FAT -


TAGS: don t lie to yourself
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

serenityfailed - September 8, 2011, 11:17 pm, #224106
Mr. Carlin, rest his soul, would probably appreciate you putting quotation marks around his quote. just saying. good poster though
Verdeckt - September 8, 2011, 3:05 am, #224075
No 5ense blubbering about it


YOU - Have the power to make a change Just stick a dime in a light socket




SPILLING YOUR MOUTH -




SYMPATHY - You'll get none from me.


TAGS: ike radiant dawn path of radiance fire emblem super smash bros brawl taunt sympathy i fight for my friends prepare yourself aether
Rating: 2.59/5

More motifakes by qwertyuiop2000

... - November 12, 2008, 2:27 pm, #35775
...Fluffy Poodles...you got 1 from me.


FOOLS FOOL THEMSELVES -


TAGS: fool yourself calendar older worth
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Greeny

SteveFurlong - April 1, 2012, 3:24 pm, #232526
I have the weirdest bon**... But now that I'm older I can't hit the orchid anymore.
GaryO - April 1, 2012, 9:27 am, #232515
I wonder why I like this so. Maybe it’s the obvious words, or just maybe it’s the not so little things like making a coarse plaque from the bark of the tree to display the verbiage, or maybe it that %$#& huge a55 palate that you draw from…..


HELP -


TAGS: help yourself before asking others
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by mariand

Verdeckt - November 26, 2011, 7:00 am, #226165
I endor5e this statement.


I'M NOT FAT. - But I have been called big boned a few times.




NEXT TIME - Go fetch the bloody stick yourself, smartass.




THE PEOPLE OF NORTH DAKOTA - Its like a wheres waldo with Bovee being the only black person.


TAGS: flame yourself
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Bovee

Fatt Matt - March 26, 2010, 5:29 pm, #167009
It's ok Bovee, all of ND knows where you are, and their keeping their doors locked because of it... I kid, I kid. +5 red and white striped shirts
Faceplant31 - March 26, 2010, 1:18 pm, #166966
ROR! Flame yourself day is the best! Good shiot Bovee! 5L
booger13 - March 26, 2010, 1:03 pm, #166960
quick someone activate his GPS
R.S.Jake - March 26, 2010, 12:53 pm, #166959
5! I like it! I've never been good at these things. I can't see the boat in those 3D things either! Dammit!


SUPERIOR EXPERT KNOWLEDGE - Sometimes It Is Advisable To Take A Back Seat




BABY, BUT I LOVE YOU. - ... a single Rose for you.




I'M BLUE - Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. ~Oscar Wilde


TAGS: red bluejay lie yourself colorblind
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by TwistedNinjaPirate

TwistedNinjaPirate - June 19, 2011, 3:48 pm, #220272
Well at least I can't be blamed! I wasn't here before then... So I couldn't possibly have witnessed the awesomeness. Urs is betr, hammy.
Hawamleh - June 16, 2011, 5:16 pm, #220123
#121145 Hate to be this guy...
TwistedNinjaPirate - June 16, 2011, 2:09 pm, #220115
Wow, thanks! I mean, I just kinda threw pieces together. It went through a couple stages, but obviously I got it right.
justme - June 16, 2011, 3:19 am, #220083
submit to philosophywall to, its great
forseti - June 16, 2011, 1:33 am, #220077
awe5ome!


SOLITUDE -


TAGS: harassment by yourself
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - May 10, 2012, 10:28 am, #234437
lol... thank you, folks! you get your pay check by mail. ;)
GaryO - May 10, 2012, 8:36 am, #234431
Yeah, good one counselor
BoneCD - May 9, 2012, 9:55 pm, #234424
You're on a roll...5L


PANIC -


TAGS: may challenge desertion deserting yourself
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by sickartist

spacedog - May 10, 2010, 11:50 pm, #175524
Excellent work sick! 5Ls.
Derek - May 10, 2010, 8:01 pm, #175497
Brilliant


HOME -




NO RESPECT, I'M TELLIN' YA - Airman: Tower, please call me a fuel truck Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck


TAGS: flame yourself
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by Airman

GreyScorpion - March 26, 2010, 9:15 pm, #167153
5 Rodney D'


PUNK ROCK - "And I swear that I don't have a gun No I don't have a gun" - Kurt Cobain


TAGS: then how did you shoot yourself
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 5:59 pm, #177163
You're GS's sister?......That explains a lot.
MissRed - May 21, 2010, 12:40 pm, #177120
Wait...You were in My bedroom?!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 9:22 am, #177087
No... What I told you was "I found Nirvana in your sisters bedroom, she does some crazy **** with hand lotion"....you must have blocked some of it out....jk.
GreyScorpion - May 21, 2010, 9:15 am, #177086
you told me Nirvana was your favorite hand lotion
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 9:14 am, #177085
I...I....I just.......Nirvana was punk?....I just......1L
TheTrashHeap - May 21, 2010, 8:36 am, #177081
Myself and most others who put effort and consideration into every poster we make, That's who cares forseti. Quality over quantity. If you think half a**ed posters are the way to go, just keep on like you have been. The rest of us will strive for quality.
TheTrashHeap - May 21, 2010, 8:30 am, #177080
Myself and most others who put effort and consideration into every poster we make, That's who cares forseti. Quality over quantity. If you think half a**ed posters are the way to go, just keep on like you have been. The rest of us will strive for quality.
forseti - May 21, 2010, 4:29 am, #177073
i like the pic. who cares if it fit's perfectly to today's topic?!? 5 L
TheTrashHeap - May 21, 2010, 1:02 am, #177057
You figured wrong. Punck rockers kill themselves with drugs, not guns.
ICEMAN - May 21, 2010, 12:58 am, #177056
There was the classic mistake. You were thinking. Grunge Rules.
pzykosiz - May 20, 2010, 11:41 pm, #177046
i figured it was close enough for today's topic.
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 10:50 pm, #177040
They were "grunge" which is a musical movement I do fondly love to listen to.
TheTrashHeap - May 20, 2010, 10:43 pm, #177038
In no way was Nirvana "PUNK Rock". In no way is Punk dead.
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 9:32 pm, #177012
He killed himself.
Dirtball - May 20, 2010, 9:23 pm, #177008
He Killed Punk Rock
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 8:31 pm, #176999
Hahaha! Ohh Kurt!


WHITE OR DARK MEAT, CHAMP? -


TAGS: tiger woods sorry brotha but you brought this on yourself
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Produceman117 - February 20, 2010, 1:21 am, #159408
About LogicDude, I mean.
Produceman117 - February 20, 2010, 1:21 am, #159407
Apparently, Aggy, quite the opposite.
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 1:21 am, #159406
I think the press is ridiculous. PErsonal problems, leave him alone. Back in the days of the Rat Pack, they didn't drag all kinds of info out of celebs... the reporters and news had dignity and respect.
CpnKangaroo - February 20, 2010, 1:20 am, #159405
didn't know he could stand at a podium
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 1:19 am, #159404
Are we talking about Logicdude?
DreMagnum - February 20, 2010, 1:18 am, #159403
He said what he had to say and nothing more. Showed a lot of emotion. Pretty much what i expected
Produceman117 - February 20, 2010, 1:17 am, #159399
Okay, so what are you guys' thoughts on Tiger's press conference?


LOGICDUDE - Persistence and wit can sometimes overcome a certain lack of Photoshop skills...sometimes.


TAGS: august challenge yourself
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 3:52 am, #129026
For you, always, LD.
RONSART - August 17, 2009, 3:41 pm, #109128
LOL


FORSETI - already in his childhood he was so much loved by his parents as today by the banhammer.




togetherness -


TAGS: yourself job
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

zoomer296 - July 5, 2013, 11:45 pm, #247423
It looks a lot like an Apple keynote.
ughomer - July 5, 2013, 11:15 pm, #247421
All I can say is "WOW!"


IF - You Cannot Be The Poet Be The Poem


TAGS: be yourself
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mommakaboom

Greeny - October 1, 2012, 7:38 pm, #239635
wow
mariand - October 1, 2012, 5:46 pm, #239621
I agree...same way it goes for me...BTW, well done.
maoworks2 - October 1, 2012, 5:20 pm, #239616
How Has The Gal Got Her Foot Like That ?
Reality Lord - October 1, 2012, 1:00 pm, #239610

yup....you done real good. 5L
mommakaboom - October 1, 2012, 11:52 am, #239608
Thanx...Sometimes you see a picture that just speaks volumes without extra words needed...
motinet - October 1, 2012, 10:20 am, #239602

amsome


Bored -




God complex beats narcissism anyday -




Blame Me -


TAGS: blame yourself
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Pagong

Pagong - October 9, 2013, 8:41 pm, #250302
Thanks. Was trying to make one of 'em inverted pyramid scams, I mean, statements.
Greeny - October 9, 2013, 4:04 am, #250280
5


INTERIOR DESIGN -




MAKING THE MEMORIES -




AND SO, MY FELLOW.... -


TAGS: ask not what your country ask what you can do for yourself
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by steph1

Woodywood03a - March 3, 2011, 8:33 am, #213480
Too right
Kspace - March 3, 2011, 8:32 am, #213479
Auto fellatio fail.


LAZINESS -




Look at Yourself: -


TAGS: look at yourself peter cushing
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by rcain476

Silverheart - June 4, 2013, 1:08 pm, #246277
The fourth guy to the right played Tarkin. Not sure what the other 4 actors have been in :trollface:
falloutghoul - June 4, 2013, 8:36 am, #246276
He looks familiar... Did he play as Tarkin in Star Wars IV?


WIMPYINSIDE -


TAGS: march calendar 2010 bash yourself
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

Airman - March 26, 2010, 5:52 pm, #167018
LOL..


THETRASHHEAP -


TAGS: march assignment flame yourself
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 4:21 am, #167331
She's ***y enough to love TTH!
Airman - March 26, 2010, 2:41 pm, #166974
you have never looked lovelier
R.S.Jake - March 26, 2010, 12:43 pm, #166958
So, like what, do I have to text my vote or something? I'll vote 5 times!
Faceplant31 - March 26, 2010, 12:13 pm, #166949
5 ***y b****es!


PRODUCEMAN117 - Yes, he's got some skeletons. Yes, he's got a friend who can give "The Shocker" to 4 girls at once. And yes, he thought he locked the door before you came in.


TAGS: flame yourself assignment
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

lesterinside - March 26, 2010, 11:31 pm, #167220
5L
CANADA - March 26, 2010, 7:54 pm, #167078
5L
agdaniele - March 26, 2010, 7:50 pm, #167066
Niiiice!


SICKARTIST -


TAGS: marchallenge flame yourself
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by sickartist

TheTrashHeap - March 26, 2010, 11:23 am, #166937
Take a long holiday, Let the children play.


R.S.JAKE -


TAGS: flame yourself day
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

R.S.Jake - March 26, 2010, 3:11 pm, #166987
Are you kidding? It didn't get me through McDonald's drive through! You gonna give that creepy guy more than a buck to take it off? Hell, I did it for free most nights...still do!
ICEMAN - March 26, 2010, 3:05 pm, #166985
So Jake... did that job dancing get you through college?
frixxxx - March 26, 2010, 1:13 pm, #166963
Wow, Freddy Mercury's little brother....NICE!
TheTrashHeap - March 26, 2010, 12:39 pm, #166957
Proud to have put this one over the top. 5 Lions.
R.S.Jake - March 26, 2010, 12:17 pm, #166953
Well.....I did move from aviators to blades...does that count?
Faceplant31 - March 26, 2010, 12:14 pm, #166951
I dont think you ever did let go! 5 Aviator sunglasses


THE ICEMAN -




MUSTYK - He's spent another night Motifaking !!


TAGS: flame yourself mustyk
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by MustyK

CANADA - March 26, 2010, 7:56 pm, #167083
3L, sorry


SHE AND ELVIS - Play Guitar, Sing, Wear Black End of comparison


TAGS: brace yourself cubby
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by gil

Kainim - February 6, 2010, 8:15 am, #156415
who is she, she's pretty h** ^^


LAZY MOTIFAKES....... -




BONE -




FRIXXXX - I feel pretty, Oh, so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and bright! And I pity Any girl who isn't me tonight.




MY LITTLE MYTHICAL PONY - Lets face it with inner city kids this is as close to reality as they get.




JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL -




YOURSELF FIVE - facebook mocks your loneliness


TAGS: yourself five
Rating: 2.93/5

More motifakes by morganjent4

thatonechick - April 26, 2010, 8:48 am, #173599
I don't mind. I just click the b***on. :)
morganjent4 - April 26, 2010, 8:48 am, #173598
sorry...:P
thatonechick - April 26, 2010, 8:46 am, #173597
And it was this poster that sparked the mass PM to all the moderators not to approve captchas anymore.
morganjent4 - April 26, 2010, 8:43 am, #173595
wow, thanks for letting this one go through, this is the second one i have ever made. thank you so much!
phydeaux - April 23, 2010, 1:42 am, #173080
IMHO, "look what I found on the interwebs" have to be done right. It's all in the caption. This one? so-so...3L
R.S.Jake - April 22, 2010, 12:30 pm, #172995
Just FYI for newer contributors. "Screen sh**s" of the internet usually don't get approved. And others may still dissagree, but I let this through because it made me laugh. "High 5, myself, no friends!"


RECOGNITION -


TAGS: of course you ll have worked yourself to death first
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - June 4, 2009, 5:16 pm, #84138
Until now -- or whenever that was erected -- dung beetles were the unsung heroes of spherical waste management ... hey, that's just how they roll.
agdaniele - June 3, 2009, 11:46 pm, #84040
Amazing.


CHOICES -




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